Cooking in the Duck Blind

Waterfowl hunting is my favorite type of hunting, bar none.  I love chasing whitetails as much as the next guy, and a turkey gobbling at 40 yards will all but give me a heart attack.  But one simple fact makes waterfowling my favorite type of hunting: I can cook while I hunt.  Cooking in the duck blind is one of the greatest experiences in hunting.  Deer can smell what you had for breakfast yesterday and turkeys can see you bat an eyelash at 200 yards, meaning I can’t actively cook during either of those types of hunting.  This tips the scales towards waterfowling for me.

One simple fact makes waterfowling my favorite type of hunting: I can cook while I hunt.

duck blind cooking

I absolutely love cooking in the duck blind, and often will go hunting even though I know the hunting will be bad just to get that warm, spicy sausage sandwich cooked in the dirty skillet over the questionable propane burner.  Food tastes better in the blind, and that’s a scientific fact, look it up!  Sausage, tenderloin, eggs, biscuits, even Little Debbie treats and jerky just taste better when you’re freezing in a plywood box insulated by a mound of brush held together by bird and mice droppings.

But what really makes the food better in the blind?  Is it the unrelenting cold and the prolonged exposure that makes a normally tepid cup of coffee seem as fresh and piping hot as a cup from Missy’s Diner?  Maybe it’s the death-defying feat of lighting that rusty, dirty propane burner with a very unstable regulator in an enclosed space while surrounded by the highest quality tinder mother nature has ever produced.  Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that the only cleaning done to the skillet and spatula in the past month has been your buddy wiping it out with the roll of paper towels that have sat in the brush and cobwebs since your lightly-attended “blind cleanup day” back in late-August.  Whatever it is, blind food is just plain good, and worth the early wakeup, drive in the dark, freezing boat trip it took to get there.

There are so many options in the restaurant we call the duck blind.  Do you prefer the slice-and-eat summer sausage, or the classic Vienna sausage on crackers?  Sardines with saltines, or beef jerky and cheese?  Or do you go all out with a propane cooktop and oven, making steak and cake or pork and pie?  When bringing sausage, do you pre-slice the roll at home, or bring the “chubby” to the blind and attempt to slice it with the same knife you used to trim a limb from the shooting hole and cut decoy cords that were tangled?

What’s your favorite prepare-in-the-blind meal?  Let us know on our Facebook page, and we’ll catalog the best ones in our duck blind cookbook.  Later, you can refer back here for inspiration the next time it’s your turn to serve breakfast in the blind, possibly the greatest meal anyone will ever have.

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